Fuck it.

Is it still me that makes you sweat? Am I who you think about in bed? When the lights are dim and...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:21:52 -0400

Is it still me that makes you sweat? Am I who you think about in bed? When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you’re sliding off her dress? Then think of what you did and how I hope to God she was worth it. When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch her skin. I’ve got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck than any girl you’ll ever meet, sweetie you had me. Boy I was it, look past the sweat, a better love deserving of exchanging body heat in the passenger seat? No, no, no, you know it will always just be me. Let’s get these teen hearts beating faster, faster!

I’m just the stereotypical girl that has always been secretly in love with her best friend for...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:30:25 -0400

I’m just the stereotypical girl that has always been secretly in love with her best friend for years, but will always just be the one watching on the side lines as he enjoys the company of someone else.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:39:27 -0400

atribeoftrend: tropicm-ist: Legit She waited… plotted…...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:11:01 -0400

atribeoftrend:

tropicm-ist:

Legit

She waited… plotted… planned… For this moment…

kiodi: my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 08:52:55 -0400

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 08:52:45 -0400

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sexauls: the single greatest post on the internet It’s...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:00:42 -0400

sexauls:

the single greatest post on the internet

It’s beautiful…

cryaotic: Okay I’m gonna go edit now. Made my morning :3

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 08:04:15 -0400

cryaotic:

Okay I’m gonna go edit now.

Made my morning :3

stigmartyr762: the-absolute-best-posts: vicarvelociraptor: I’m...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 11:25:04 -0400

stigmartyr762:

the-absolute-best-posts:

vicarvelociraptor:

I’m going o have a corgi for the sole purpose of making it wear pajamas to bed.

This is too freakin cute.

lejackal: fierrrrrrce: Real men don’t talk about their sexual conquests or call a woman out of her...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 11:24:36 -0400

lejackal:

fierrrrrrce:

Real men don’t talk about their sexual conquests or call a woman out of her name. My father once told me “No matter if a woman is sinner or a saint when you lay with her you become her equal.” So no matter what you feel about them, it’s also a reflection of yourself.

So much yes.

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 09:19:05 -0400

notesonascandal: caitygee: mooncunt: yup this is a very...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:34:04 -0400

notesonascandal:

caitygee:

mooncunt:

yup

this is a very important thing for everyone to know.

Know and understand. This what the fuck happened to me.

missjia: The smile you have in your mugshot when you take a bat...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:33:16 -0400

missjia:

The smile you have in your mugshot when you take a bat and beat the ever loving shit out of your two son’s molester.

Smile on, girl. Smile on.

Read the story HERE.

ruinedchildhood: Remember the time Cosmo got breast implants?

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 19:55:26 -0400

ruinedchildhood:

Remember the time Cosmo got breast implants?

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joshhunkerson: Josh Peck does it again -

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 14:11:42 -0400

joshhunkerson:

Josh Peck does it again

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lustire: pandadistractions: finnthehuuman: clairetube: advent...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 14:09:00 -0400

lustire:

pandadistractions:

finnthehuuman:

clairetube:

adventuretimepokemontime:

voice actor of finn draws finn

voice actor of finn is cordially invited to fuck my brains out

voice actor of finn is 15 years old

voice actor of finn is gonna get me arrested

voice actor for finn is perfect age for me sorry girls

Jail bait.